Dan The Man

I’m just gonna say it. This movie is hilarious! I have the directors cut of the movie with extended scenes not released in the original. Tom Cruise playing a bald headed bad ass with gold chains, and thick chest hair. Downey playing Sergeant Lincoln Osiris, the best shotgun toting, Afro having, character ever! You’ve got Stiller playing the squad leader, and Nick Nolte as Four Leaf Tayback (the coast guard sanitation worker) whom the movie is based upon. Jack Black playing Jeff Portnoy, and there is even a cameo by Tobey Maguire (he’s been a baaaad bad boy, cues up Enigma soundtrack). Alpa Chino, Brandon Jackson, is repping some new products to liven up his revenue stream, and you can crack open a fresh can of booty sweat and be double fisting bust-a-nut bars if you’re hungry. And who can forget Danny Mcbride and all his pyrotechnics. I still picture him as the mustard from Sausage Party everytime I hear his voice. And Jay Baruchel, aka Kevin Sikorsky (I know), getting residuals from the experimental herpes medication. I’ve watched this movie probably 30 times or more. I have it on my phone, so I can get my Tropical fix whenever I need it. You’re the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude, you’re just the dude that don’t know what dude he is. This full size movie poster is in my office at work. I have had lots of hilarious comments when people see it. 10 out of 10. I highly recommend it. I miss the days when movies like this could be made without fear of someone getting butt hurt.